Funny joke?

funny..

Meh.I guess after reading the title funny joke I was expecting it to be, y’know, funny.

dumb.

HAHA, thats a good one…I actually lol’ed

thats a gudun.

lol…cute

ha ha ha………………..ha

Ha ha – very good

omg i would b pissed lol nice

Star

no

lol i get it

when she said “0 to 200″, Bob gave her a scale that goes from 0 to 200 lbs

lol

whats funny about it?its kinda dumb…

tickled me. thank you.

LOL. That is so funny!

Here are three dumb jokes.Enjoy

1) I was walking past the mental institute and I could hear the people inside saying “98……98……..98″ But the fence was to high for me to see over so I looked for a hole in it. When I found one I looked threw and someone poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started laughing and saying “99….99….99″.

2) One day there was a Burnett standing on they sidewalk saying “89…..89…..89″ and a Blond walked up to her and says”What are you doing?” Brunette “I’m saying 89…89..89. Wanna join?” Blond “OK” So, they both start saying “89….89…89″ Then the Brunette says “It’s more fun if you say it in the middle of the rode!” So, the blond stands in the middle of the rode and says “89…..89….8………………”Then the Brunette says “99….99….99″

3)
There was a hotel and a guy walks in and asks “Can I Have A Room?” and the girl at the desk says “OK, but it’s haunted” and the guy says “I don’t believe in ghosts” so he takes the room key and goes in. He watches some TV and reads a bit then he goes to bed. At midnight something says “I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you!” So the man runs out of the room screaming and falls down the stars and breaks his leg. The a girl enters the hotel and asks “Can I Have A Room?” and the girl at the desk says “Ok, but it’s haunted” and the girl says “I don’t believe in ghosts” so she takes the room key and goes into her room. She watchs some TV and reads a bit then he gose to bed. At midnight something says “I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you!” so she jumps off the window. Then a hunter gose into the hotel.”Can I Have A Room?” he asks and the girl at the desk says “Ok, but it’s haunted” and they guy says “I don’t believe in ghosts” so he takes the room key and goes in. He watchs some TV and reads a bit then he gose to bed. At midnight something says “I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you!” So the hunter grabs his gun and checks the kitchen and it gets louder “I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you!”and then he checks under the bed. Again it gets louder “I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you!” finally he checks the closet. And there in the closet is GOOFY (from micky mouse) PICKING HIS NOSE! “I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you! I’m going to get you!”

Try these. Hehehe!lol!

Funny

Well, that’s kinda old joke but pretty good anyway.

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, ‘Shall we go home now Mother of Six?”

His wife, finally fed up with her husband, shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”

LOL..That was funny. STAR!!

He he will try that one on the g/f

This was funny! Star for you!

this is the second joke you pinched off this site ………..they were both published here last week

Read that one last week!!

Excellent. A star for you. I couldn’t be brave enough to say that to my wife though.

I like it a lot.

Good joke.

haha!lol!

its ok…ish

um.. that was kind of cheesy but thats my opinion

=D

Well-I thought it was funny ^^