joke. 0 to 200 in 6 seconds?

ha ha ha, good one

Stupid stupid Bob. : )

WHAT. A. PISSER!
thats frickin’ hilarious!

hahah!!

hahaha.. Very funny. I’m amused

Very good

lmao.

That is funny and Bob is stupid.

funny don’t usually laugh at jokes either!

lol what a mean man

oh bob

joke of the day dude
have a star

That was funny …. Cruel but funny.

I wonder if Bob’s wife has shown a recent interest in gardening?????

lovee it.

Ehehe…
She thought it would be a key for a luxury car…
But of course…
She found out it was a weighing scale…

LOL
Funny!

good for bob

LOL out loud

yippeycayay cowboy..
im really lol(ing) now..

Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

hehehehe.

excellent, have a star

Funny! 100!

HaHaHa… GREAT joke, and very stupid Bob. He will probably NEVER be found.

lol thats a good 1 excellant

Excellent!

lol

Great joke thanks

oh! too gooooood

lolz but you forgot to add “do not try this on your wife at home”
i am sure this joke will make you laugh just like you made me laugh.

Death of a Virgin

Two sisters lived together, and one became quite ill. Her doctor told her she had but a short time to live.

She spoke to her sister and said, “Jennie, when I die and you put up a gravestone, I want you to inscribe it just the way I tell you. I want them to put my name on it and underneath: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.”

She died shortly thereafter, and Jennie went to the maker of the tombstone and explained what inscription she wanted. The gravestone maker told her that there were simply too many words to be put on the headstone.

Jennie complained that those were her sister’s dying request. The gravestone maker assured her that he would do his best.

After a month the gravestone maker called Jennie and told her the stone was ready, and that he had complied with her dead sister’s wishes as best he could.

Jennie looked at the tombstone and across the top was her sister’s name just as she asked, and underneath was printed.

“RETURNED – UNOPENED”

hahah poor bob