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After retirement, Dave insisted Maureen Accompanied Her to all shopping trips. Dave Would use Every possible excuse to try o get out of These trips, purpose failed. One day Maureen Received the Following local Tescos From Her letter: Dear Mrs.. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Dave, has-been Causing quite a commotion in our store. We Can not Tolerate this and Behavior May Be Forced to ban Both of you from the store. Complaints against our Dave are listed below and are Documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of Dave condoms and randomly put ‘em in people’s carts When They Were not looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the women’s Leading restroom4. July 19: Walked up to a year and Told Her employee in an official sounding voice, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right way.” 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and Tried to put a bag of M & Ms on layaway. 6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR “sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and Other shoppers he’d invited Told Them If They Would Bring in pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk Asked If They Could help HIM HE Began crying and Screamed, “Why can not you people just leave me alone?” 9. October 4: Looked right Into the security camera and Used it as a mirror while ET Picked His Nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns carelessly in the hunting department, the clerk Asked ET Where Were the antidepressants. 11. December 3: around the store suspiciously Darted while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced ET history “Madonna look” by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when to people browsed through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!” 14. December 21: When the year announcement over loud speaker cam, HE ASSUMED a fetal position and Screamed “OH NO! THOSE VOICES AGAIN IT’S!” And last, but not least. . 15. December 23: Went Into a fitting room, shut the door, Waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” Regards, Tesco Patti Barber, Office Supervisor IAccounting Unit, Behavioral Health ServicesSTAR IF FOUND FUNNYThe silent pen, There Is No punchline, Will women find this more funny anyway Than Men, ITS to do with mens behavour around the supermarket