Posts tagged Funny
Funny Fastener quotes to go on t shirts?
Dec 11th
We are getting new uniforms in t shirts and funny fastener Wanting to put quotes on ‘em. we sell all fasteners. . like nuts, bolts, screws, washers. One of our Suppliers HAS quote box was saying. . if this box is empty, You May Have a screw loose. Kinda funny. Something funny want on the shirts. Something on the front, back and sleeve maybe. Thanks!
rainbow hope you like this xxx funny or not xxxx?
Oct 16th
A Guy Who Went Into the adult section of a department store to buy c * Ndom. The female clerk Told HIM, “We Have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like Those?” The guy Said, “Good, I’ll take a box.” A few Months Later, ET Went Into the women’s clothing section and That Sami saw this female clerk WAS Transferred Into the maternity section. The guy Said, “I’d like to buy a maternity blouse.” The clerk Asked, “What bust?” To Which ET Replied, “One of the blue ones Goddammit!”
what do you think is this funny Anniversary Mistake ?
Aug 5th
Ed Was in trouble. He forgot history wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She Told HIM, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway That goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When His wife woke up she Looked out the window and sure Enough There Was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on Her robe and ran out to the driveway, and Brought the box back in the house. She Opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Since Ed has-been missing Friday.
oh go on then 2 … do you think this is funny?
Jul 30th
Bob WAS in trouble. He forgot history wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed. She Told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway That goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning got up early and HE left for work. When His Wife wokeup, she Looked out the window and sure Enough There Was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on Her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house. She Opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
funny joke hope you like it!!!!?
Jul 20th
Bob Was in trouble. He forgot history wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed. She Told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway That goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning got up early and HE left for work. When His Wife wokeup, she Looked out the window and sure Enough There Was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on Her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house. She Opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. FUNNY STAR PLEASE IF =)
is this funny RUBBER GLOVES?
Jul 16th
RUBBER GLOVES Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you’re going to smile When you think of this: A dentist Noticed That His next patient, a little old lady, so HE WAS nervous Decided to Tell Her as a little joke ET history could be gloves. ‘Do you know how THEY make thesis gloves? ” Asked ET. ‘No, I do not,’ she Replied. ‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latexand Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in Their hands, let’ em dry, then peel off the gloves and throw ‘em Into boxes of the right size. ‘She Did not crack a smile. ‘Oh, well. I Tried, ‘he Thought. Goal Five Minutes Later, During a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. ‘What’s so funny? ” Asked ET. ‘I Was just Envisioning how condoms are made! “Gotta Watch Those little old ladies! Their minds are Always working!
Very Funny?
Jul 10th
0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob Was in trouble. He forgot history wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed. She Told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway That goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning got up early and HE left for work. When His Wife wokeup, she Looked out the window and sure Enough There Was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on Her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house. She Opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Since Bob has-been missing Friday.
Jokes for kids – funny or not?
Jun 3rd
What kind of bees hum and drop Things? A fumble bee! What Did The Bee say to The Flower? Hello honey! How does a queen bee get around Her hive? She’s throne! What does The Bee Santa Claus say? Ho hum hum! What do bees chew? Bumble gum! What does a bee say Before It stings you? This Is Going to Hurt Me a Lot More Than It Hurts You! What’s a bee-line? The Shortest Distance Between Two buzz-stops! What is a baby bee? A little humbug! Can bees fly in the rain? Not Without Their little yellow jackets! Why Did The Bee started “talking poetry? He Was waxing lyrical! What goes zzub, zzub? A bee flying backwards! What Are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees! Why do bees buzz? Because They Can not whistle! What kind of bee Can not Be Understood? A mumble bee! What does a bee get at McDonalds? A Humburg! What kind of bee airplane Cdn keep dry year ? An aero-drone! What do you call a bee who’s Had a spell could be HIM? He’s bee-witched! Where do bees Keep Their Money? In a honey box! Why Did The Bees Go On Strike? Because THEY wanted more honey and Short working flowers! What Did The Bee to The Other bee in summer? Swarm here is not it! What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer? Bee-thoven! Who writes books for little bees? Bee-trix Potter! What’s a bees favorite novel? The Great Gats-bee!
What about these Funny jokes about women?
May 1st
Why only 10% of women go to heaven, because if each of them is all? it would be hell. How many men does it take to open a bottle of Bi? re? None. It should? Be open at the time o? she porte.Pourquoi laundry a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can not afford a machine? Washing will probably never be able to keep? the mani? re? which you have become accustomed. How can you tell when your wife is really? yesterday? in bed? It? s puts her nail file. Why do women have smaller feet than men? is one of those? things of the eye evolution “that allows them to hold more pr? s the eye of January cuisine.Comment do you know when a woman is about to say something really smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me ..” How do you r ? repair watches a woman? You do not need. There is a clock on the four.Pourquoi f * rt men more than women? Because women can not shut up long enough to build pressure requise.Si your dog barking? rear door? mother and your wife is screaming in the soundtracks? you letter, which will leave first? The dog, though? s r. It will close after you leave entrerQuoi worse than a Male Pig Chauvin? A woman who will not do it dit.J ‘t? dust? Miss droit.Je did not know his pr? name has always t?. Scientists from? covered a food that diminishes a woman s * x drive of 95%. This is called a g? teau mariage.Pourquoi men die before their? brides? Because they veulent.Au? s goal God cr? to earth and rested?. Then God cr? a man and rested?. Then God cr? a woman.? Since then, neither God nor man rest? .