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A man WAS sick and tired of going to work while His Wife Every Day> Stayed home. >> He wanted Her To See What Went-through ET so ET Prayed:>> Dear Lord: I go to work Every Day and put in 8 hours while my wife> Merely Stay at home. I Want Her To Know What I go through, so please> Allow Her body to switch with mine for a day. ? Amen. “>> God, in His infinite wisdom, the man’s wish Granted.>> The next morning, sure Enough, Awoke the man as a woman.>> He Arose, cooked breakfast for His mate, Awakened the kids, set out> Their school clothes, fed ‘em breakfast, packed lunches Their, drove> Them to school, cam home and Picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to> The cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit , &? Went grocery>> Shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills> and the Balanced check book.>> He Cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.>> , Then It Was Already 1P. Mr. and He hurried to make the beds, do the> Laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.>> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got Into year argument with> Them on the way home.>> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids to do Their Organized>> Homework, then set up the ironing board and Watched TV while ET did>> ; The ironing.>> At 4:30 ET peeling potatoes and washing Began vegetables for salad,> breaded pork chops and snapped the fresh beans for supper.>> After supper, ET Cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher , folded> Laundry, bathed the kids, and put ‘em to bed.>> At 9 PM He Was exhausted and, though history daily chores Were not> finished>>? ET Went to bed Where ET WAS Expected to Make Love, Which managed ET>> To get through Without Complaint.>> The next morning, ET Immediately Awoke and knelt by the bed and Said?> “Lord, I Do not Know What I WAS thinking. II was so wrong to envy my> Wife’s’ Being Able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please,> let? Trade us back. “>> The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, Replied:>” My son, I Feel You Have Learned your lesson and I Will be happy to> Things Change back to the way They Were. You’ll just Have to wait nine> Months, though. You got pregnant last night. “>> This has-been voted Women’s Favorite Email of the Year!