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you’re going to smile When you think of this: A dentist Noticed That His next patient, a little old lady, WAS nervous, so HE has Decided to Tell Her little joke could have ET on His gloves. ‘Do you know how THEY make thesis gloves? ” Asked ET. ‘No, I do not,’ she Replied. ‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in Their hands, let’ em dry, then peel off the gloves and throw ‘em Into boxes of the right size. ‘She Did not crack a smile. ‘Oh, well. I Tried, ‘he Thought. Goal Five Minutes Later, During a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. ‘What’s so funny? ” Asked ET. ‘I Was just Envisioning how condoms are made! ” (Gotta watch Those little old ladies! Their minds are Always working!)