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John Farmer? Silent one? Sheep raiser. It? Raised sheep around his own t?. One day, a beautiful young brunette approached him and asked:? John Farmer, if I can say exactly how many sheep you have in your fields, can I have a lamb? the house? lift me m? me? “John Farmer accept? knowing wholeheartedly that he had too much to guess with dr? cision.La beautiful young brunette woman told him he had 376 sheep Farmer’s domaine.John? silent out of it. It was exactly 376 sheep!? be a man of his word, he told her to fetch the sheep voulait.Pendant it about an hour dusk, a Fair? on field. Finally, she returned with her choice. John Farmer gaze? and her and asked:? Now, can I ask you a question? “The brunette respect? es.John Farmer demand?:? If I can say what is the color of your hair has t? before foundation, if you do I pla t my dog in rear? re ?”??? A blonde is all? the appliance store sale and found? a good deal.? I would buy this t?? s sight, “she told the salesman.” D? ground? We do not sell to blondes, r? replied il.La-blonde? very silent? s neck? re? this subject. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then returned once again told the salesman:? I want to buy this t?? S viewfinder. “” D? Ground? We do not sell to blondes, r? Replied-il.La blonde does not know how the seller had accepted. This time she got a new color and haircut, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.? I want to buy this t?? S viewfinder. “” D? Ground? We do not sell to blondes, r? Replied-il.Frustr? E, it s’? shouted: How do you know that I am a blonde? “” Because it’s a microwave, r? he replied.? A blonde and a redhead met? in a bar after? s work for a drink and watching the six o’clock news? the t?? s vision. A man t? shown? led? ant to jump off the bridge Brooklyn.Le bet the blonde redhead $ 50 that he would not jump, and red ar? laid,? I’ll take that bet! “Anyway, although s ? r, man jump? The blonde redhead redhead $ 50.La said:? I can not take this, you are my friend. “The blonde said:? No, a bet is a bet. “So the redhead said:? Listen, I admit, I saw? a? the t?? s about five o’clock news, I can not take your money.” The blonde said:? Well, me too, but I never thought about it? he jump again! “? A man? silent in his garden before mowing grass when his blonde neighbor came out of the house and all? now? the soundtracks? mail you. She opened it, then slammed? shut and stormed back? the maison.Un later, she left her house and again all? the soundtracks? you letters and is still open, then slam? close it. In neck? re, back in the house o? it allait.Comme s’appr man was? edge of the lawn, here she came out, walked to the soundtracks? you letters, she opened then closed? slap eye stronger than jamais.Intrigu? by his actions the man asked him:? Is something wrong? “The blonde r? pond:? There certainly! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying:? You’ve got mail! ?? A car rolls down the street when suddenly he began swerving violently on the car continues route.La? Go from front to rear? Re, delaying traffic for miles up? What someone one finally does? l? phones police.Un the policeman pulled the car and approached the window? be. A blonde rolls down the window? be. “Excuse me, ma’am, but no explanation of your dangerous driving? “said il.La blonde said,” Officer, I’m so glad you’re here. There was a tree on the road, and I made a yawed? E. Then I saw another tree, and another in the middle of the road! So I have to? make a yawed? e for? avoid hitting them! “The officer looked, then said:? Madam, your air purifier .”??? On a plane? New York the flight attendant approached? a blonde sitting in the section of initial registration class and demand? she d? place? the coach section because she had no ticket initial registration classe.La r blonde? pond: “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going? New York, and I do not move.” Unwilling to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked? co-pilot to speak with her. It is all? talk with the woman to ask her if you pla? td? them outside of the section of initial registration class. Again, the blonde r? Pond: “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going? New York, and I do not move.” The co-pilot is returned? ? the cockpit and asked? the captain what he should do. The captain said:? I’m husband? ? a blonde, and I know how g? rer that. “He went? section initial registration class and whispered? the blonde’s ear. She imm? immediately got up and ran? the coach section mumbling to her -m? me, why nobody’s that? tell. “Surprised, the flight attendant and first officer requested? he said that finally convinced her to grow a bit if its place? ge.Le pilot ar? laid, “I told him the section of initial registration was not going to class? New York “.