Posts tagged Women

Original List: Handsome Charming Financially Successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer things Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) Nice looking because Opens doors, Holds flesh Has enough money for a nice dinner Listens more Than Laughs at my jokes talks Carries bags of groceries with ease Owns at least one tie Appreciates a good home-cooked meal Remembers birthdays and Anniversaries Seeks romance at least ounce a week What Women Want in a Man , Revised List (age 52) Not too ugly Does not drive off Until I’m in the car Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally Nods head when I’m talking Usually punch lines of jokes Remembers Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture Wears a shirt That covers history stomach Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids Remembers to put the toilet seat down Shaves MOST weekends What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed Doesn ‘t belch or scratch in public Does not borrow money too Often Does not nod off to sleep when I’m venting Does not Retell The Same joke my ny times too Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear Appreciates A Good TV dinner Remembers your name on occasion Shaves Some weekends What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) Does not scare small children Remembers Where Does not require bathroom is much money for upkeep Only snores Lightly When asleep Remembers why he’s laughing Is in good enough shape to stand up by Himself Usually wears Some clothes Likes soft foods Remembers Where ET left history teeth Remembers That It’s the weekend What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 82) Breathing Does not miss the toilet.